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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Makemstine Roger

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    When he's been a little **** all year
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    You woudn't dare!!! Would you? <yikes>
     
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    Wouldn't have that ****e in my house not even to punish my young lad,
    I'm a **** but there's a line.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    do you need a second verification on that statement mate
     
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    A woman boarded an airplane and took her seat. As she settled in, she noticed the most handsome man she had ever seen walking down the aisle.
    To her surprise and delight, he took the seat right beside her.
    Eager to make conversation, the man smiled and asked, Business trip or pleasure?
    She turned toward him, smiled warmly, and replied, Business. I’m attending the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.
    The man nearly choked on his breath. Here was the most stunning woman he had ever seen, and she was heading to a gathering of nymphomaniacs!
    Trying to keep his composure, he asked as casually as he could, Really? What do you do at the convention?
    a lecturer,”she explained. I use my personal experiences and research to debunk common myths about sexuality.
    Intrigued, he leaned in a little and asked,What kind of myths?
    She smiled and said, Well, one myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed, when in reality, it’s Native American men who are more likely to have that trait.
    Interesting, he replied, his eyes widening.
    Another myth, she continued,is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, but actually, men of Jewish descent are unmatched in that department.
    The man’s eyebrows shot up as she added, **“And contrary to popular belief, the best stamina belongs to Southern Rednecks.”**
    Suddenly, she blushed and laughed softly, seeming a bit embarrassed.
    I’m so sorry, she said, I shouldn’t be sharing all this with you. I don’t even know your name.
    The man extended his hand with a grin and said,
    It’s Running Wolf… Running Wolf, Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.
     
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    Especially you Wakey :emoticon-0105-wink:
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    The BBC have said that they won't tolerate standards that fall below their expectations....now then,now then <doh>
     
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    Nope, self knowledge is an attribute of Leeds fans.
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    even having an idea of what you're talking about would be a miracle, but sadly as everyone knows you're a lost cause, the like i gave you was to keep you happy, it's what people with a heart do for the afflicted.:rolleyes::emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    Time to start grooming BBC executives daughters, maybe then we will get some action
     
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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