Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking down the street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat in your hand and constantly looking up into the sky. Simone Glover, Tottenham.
Have I got the wrong cannibalistic fruit family or are those critters members of Mango Jerry from N.Z. ? I'll get my coat & go and polish my boots..
Watch the "Ultra" who get by the stewards and gives it large before he realised he's by himself and quietly turns around #GenZhardmen