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  1. Citizen Kane.

    Citizen Kane. Well-Known Member

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    True but the Thames is already polluted enough without another shipload of turds capsizing into it.
     
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    Spurf Thread Mover Forum Moderator

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    No.Chinese chippie?
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    So that's a no then, right? :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Paqueta's been charged with betting on himself getting booked:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c2llxjxq955o
    Spot-fixing is criminal, IIRC.

    Makes me reflect back to our game at their place.
    Various people commented on Paqueta not getting booked.
    It was almost like he was trying to get one. Hmm...
    Makes you wonder how he failed really, doesn't it?
     
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    Please return your shirt so that we can **** your **** up. Ta. <laugh>
     
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  7. Citizen Kane.

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    They might as well add an EFL Championship badge to the other sleeve while they're at it, save paying twice on postage.
     
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  8. Citizen Kane.

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    You can see why fans might decide not to send their shirts back...

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    Horrible clash of colours for horrible little club.
     
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    Nicked a dying man's watch. Scum.
     
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    Scum indeed
     
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    Sorry Jay. Know how that feels.Had my first heart attack watching Cincinnati Reds play my Phillies in 2000.They carted me off to hospital,cleared the blockage and sent me home to Lexington next day! What made me mad was the Reds were winning 2-1 when I was carried off and the bloody Phillies came from behind to win it 3-2 ...and I missed it!!!!! Had 2 more in 2004 which they cleared again,so every time I see my doctors I thank them for keeping me alive!I could have been driving back to Lexington the first time of the blockage.....I'd never have got home!! Best wishes to your family mate!
     
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  12. Citizen Kane.

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    You're lucky this didn't happen at a West Ham game smithy, or you wouldn't have had a car to drive back in the first place.
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Or in Gaza, and be the victim of a nation of genocidal ****-wipes stuck in the bronze age.
     
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  14. Citizen Kane.

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    Give Jay back his dead dad's watch, Ern.

    It wasn't and still isn't funny.
     
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    Very harsh of you there on the Palestinians, Ern.
     
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    Every breath you take...
     
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    Dmitri Payet's lawyer mistress has accused him of abusing her.
    "He demanded proof of love from me, which consisted of humiliation."
    "I recorded videos in which I drank my urine, drank water from the toilet bowl & licked the floor."
    "I'm a lawyer, I'd never make such serious complaints lightly."
    She also claims that he hit her and stepped on her face.

    He's currently playing for Vasco da Gama in Rio.
    He moved to Marseille from West Ham after his wife demanded a move back to France.
    She stayed there with their four kids when he moved to Brazil.

    You can take the weird sexual deviant out of West Ham, but...
     
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    Looks like Trump found a new French ambassador...
     
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