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Off Topic The dying Swan ~ Joke thread

Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by DaiJones, Sep 18, 2018.

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    To people who have Christmas lights flashing blue on their houses/trees, can you please remove them?
    Every time I pass, I think it's the police and I have to let my foot off the accelerator, slam on my brakes, put my seat belt on, throw my mobile phone on the floor, hide my bottle of Smirnoff , swallow my joint and hide my gun.
    Thank you for your understanding
     
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    During the Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day, Police could force entry to your home and make them go home.

    Does anybody know if this service is still available and if you have to book?
     
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    My wife got her credit cards stolen but the guy is spending less money than her, so l’m just going to let it ride!
     
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    What nationality is a woman from Southeast Asia who can't stop guzzling white wine ...

    ... Fullopinot
     
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    The author of ' The book of inappropriate innuendo jokes' as died suddenly.


    His wife is taking it real hard.
     
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    So relieved to see that Kyle Walker is recovering


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