Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

When I was in traction I had a nurse applying a silicon solution to my bum cheeks prevent bed sores every day

They always just put in the palm of their hand so they did not get any on the family jewels and I was holding onto a bar from the top of the traction frame, the only thing hiding my modesty was a piece of cloth which did not always stay in place

Was a case of The Agony and the Ecstasy some times

 

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Not quite but nearly

 

If she had been the nurse the piece of cloth would have been floating down like a parachute

 

Changed my mind. They should have postponed it.

 

Michel will no doubt be very relieved to hear that ...

 

^^^^^

Lubed for the night shift gang bang ...

 

Hahaha

 

Dam Ashworth has obviously wasted Man Uniteds money like he did at the toon.

Left already lol

 

thought he was in gardening leave from Newcastle

 

Agent Ashworth was obviously deployed by Brighton to ruin Newcastle and then on to Man United.

 

INEOS first 10 months at #MUFC
- Extend ETH contract & sack him, costing £millions
- Appoint Ashworth & sack him, costing £millions
- Unprecedented ticket price rise
- Mass redundancies
- Overseeing worst on-field results since 1980s (28 league games, 35 points from takeover)

I'm starting to warm to Ineos

 

TBH, I never really understood the excitement of INEOS and Ratcliffe. If history has shown anything, it’s that successful business people struggle with owning football clubs as normal business rules seem to go out the window.

 

They’re gonna put the ticket prices up significantly to cover all that money they’ve wasted on paying off Ten Hag & Ashworth

 

Difficult day of betting. Maybe some draws.

 

It was the first game in about 15 year that went to general sale. Local lad Sir Jim put the prices up from £40 to £66 for the worst Man Utd team in living memory.

 

Chelsea
Arsenal
Leicester Draw
Ipswich

 

As good a guess as any. Do feel like Ipswich will batter someone at home at some point.

Sofa-bound so a big £2 on Ross County at 18/1 at home to Rangers to start.