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  1. rod french

    rod french Well-Known Member

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    As a couple they were trying to enjoy their dinner but as he was 39 and she was 19 they were constantly being harangued by other dinner who called snide remarks like "*****" and 'baby snatcher', and 'dirty bastard". In the end they had enough and left the restuarant. It had completely ruined Mohamad's 10th anniversary celebration.
     
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    IMG-20241202-WA0001.jpg
     
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    What a dick
     
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    Certainly looks like it ;)
     
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    Opened the first window of my One Direction advent calendar yesterday.
    Liam Payne fell out….
     
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    esteponawhite, Dec 2, 2024
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  7. Poly

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    The fascists are celebrating no doubt
    Doesn't change the fact that the orange clown is a 100% asshole.
     
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    Poly, Dec 2, 2024
  8. Makemstine Roger

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    That nearly all of America voted for except for the ones who have been caught fiddling the results, at least they have been caught red handed its a LANDSLIDE suck it up <cheers><cheers><cheers><diva><gift><gift><gift>:emoticon-0165-muscl:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    When are you moving abroad?
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    He said Trumps an ARSEHOLE at least he didn't have to wear nappies <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Care to comment on Hunter Biden being pardoned?
     
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    upload_2024-12-2_20-38-36.jpeg
     
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  14. Poly

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    No, at most he doesn't need to wear nappies.
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    only Joe wears nappies, that's why he stopped doing live TV he **** his pants a few times and had to saunter off
     
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    What was Trump's excuse ?
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    Joe hid in his bunker that mutch Hamas were jealous they craved for hiding tunnels that good
     
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    he didn't hide even when the Dems tried 3 assassins now **** off from the jokes page, unless it's funny , you need to be on Olofs thread you miserable ****
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    please log in to view this image
     
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