British Politics spam thread

Love the way dumb liked your post, but spends all day copying from twatter.

 

I've got an idea which would help the economy immensely ... but it's a bit radical ...

Let's call it the 'Rwanda Sanction' ...

Broadly, you compare the net drain on the state from an immigrant and an 'indigenous' say, over a 5 year period, and the one that has been the biggest drain on / least contributing to, the UK state gets to start a new life in Rwanda?

Think I'll e-mail my MP, the Rt Hon Asif bin Dipah, to see if he could put forward a Private Member's Bill to that effect ...

All those in favour say 'It's Interesting that...' ...

 

Good for you fatty

 

Good.

Social media is strictly for trannies, lezzers, ****tahs and all the other deranged and sordid miscreants of Earthling society.

 

Next door.

 

Actually still over four and a half to the next Labour landslide. Kemi making jokes about gingers. Wouldn't push Ange out of the way to get to the darky.

 

Absolutely.

They'll never get what's funny, as long as they've a hole in their arse.

 

Sounds a bit like "The Weakest Link". I'm not sure what number you're planning to send to Rwanda but if we opt for 5 million that would be a good clean-up. Pensioners who paid into the system, or their spouse did, exempt.

Edit: And genuine disableds.

 

Did you know the saying "bees knees" is a racial slur?

I didn't until I saw an episode of QI last night.

Makes you realise how wonderful language propagation is.

 

**** off speccy.

 

You're the bees knees.

 

You're a racist ****ing ****, four eyes.

 

Crisps

 

Sharia Keir gets bummed by Lord Ali for fancy glasses & trousers.

 

Iiim knot waring my glasses so nonly hav 2 eejit

 

Explain please.
Any link between bees knees and business? I always assumed there was.

 

Pardon?

 

Probably start with a review of those that post on here tbf

 

I doubt any would be in that 5 million. A more logical place to start would be entire families on benefits with large numbers of kids. That should free up some housing in places like Luton, Bradford, Leicester, etc.

 

Hull? Norwich?