If that makes you feel old on the 8th of December it will be 44 years since John Lennon was murdered.
I always remember that date as my son was born exactly a year later. The fact that he’s 43 next week makes me feel even older!
That is shocking. You mean you didn't already understand. FFS this is the 21st century. Don't tell me you are resistant to learning.
My red-beret nephew has put on weight recently, his enlarged stomach makes it difficult for him to examine his genital area.....anyone got a parabolic reflector we could borrow for a couple of days?