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  1. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    Well it looks like going on strike to me. Maybe they have a case?
     
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  2. HHH

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    Yep, like I said, there probably is something to be done and I wish my comrades the best in getting fair pay.

    But also swift caravans are probably hiring if they can't make a living form it.
     
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    "And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions" !!!
    And now likely multiple universes as well!!

    Galaxy Song
    (Monty Python)
    Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown
    And things seem hard or tough
    And people are stupid
    Obnoxious or daft
    And you feel that you've had
    Quite enough
    Just remember that you're standing
    On a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
    That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second
    So it's reckoned
    The sun that is the source of all our power
    The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at four hundred thousand miles an hour
    In the galaxy we call the Milky Way
    Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
    It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
    It bulges in the middle, six thousand light years thick
    But out by us, it's just a thousand light years wide
    We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
    We go 'round every two hundred million years
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe
    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, of the speed of light, you know
    Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is
    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth
    And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space
    'Cause it's bugger all down here on Earth

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  5. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Revised version.
     
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  6. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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  7. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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  8. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Stop the world I want to get off….why the **** are the police getting involved in this nonsense? If it’s not a crime, don’t get involved.
    How can they claim to be under resourced yet have time for this bollocks?


    Dirty pants on washing line recorded as non-crime hate incident by police
    ‘Soiled underpants’, hedge disputes and secondary school taunting are examples of 13,000 reports this year

    Tim Sigsworth
    23 November 2024 3:00pm GMT
    Police recorded a soiled pair of underwear hung on a washing line as a non-crime hate incident (NCHI), it has emerged.

    In September 2021, a woman complained to North Wales Police that her neighbours had “hung a very large soiled pair of underpants on their washing line” for the past two months.

    The force recorded it as a hate incident because the complainant had an Italian surname and the underwear was first put on the washing line in July that year. That month, Italy defeated England on penalties after a 1-1 draw in the final of football’s European Championships.

    The incident, disclosed by North Wales Police under freedom of information laws, comes as police face increasing scrutiny for their handling of “hate” incidents.

    The incident summary reports: “Known offenders have hung a very large soiled pair of underpants on their washing line, they have been there for over two months.

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    “The IP [injured party] believes that [they] are aimed at her because she has an Italian surname and it is in regards to the football.”

    Some 13,000 NCHIs were recorded over a year up until this June.

    Other incidents recorded recently included a person who refused to shake hands in an alleged gender row and a “rough” haircut reported by a customer who claimed his barber was “aggressive” following a discussion about the war in Ukraine.

    Further “ridiculous” claims included a German woman being offended at being compared to a rottweiler and a neighbour who deemed it homophobic to be referred to as “Leonard” in a hedge dispute.

    Last week it emerged that children are among thousands of people being investigated by police for non-crime hate incidents.

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    Police forces recorded an incident against a nine-year-old who called a primary school classmate a “******” and another against two secondary school girls who said that another pupil smelt “like fish”.

    On Thursday, the head of the police standards body warned that the way police recorded non-crime incidents threatened to undermine public confidence in officers.

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    Lord Herbert, chairman of the College of Policing, said trust was being damaged by the perception that forces were getting involved in “mere disputes” at the expense of tackling crimes such as shoplifting and anti-social behaviour.

    This week, Essex Police dropped its investigation into Telegraph journalist Allison Pearson.

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    Lord Herbert, chairman of the College of Policing, says the way police record NCHIs could undermine public confidence Credit: Heathcliff O'Malley
    The award-winning writer was being investigated for allegedly stirring up racial hatred with a social media post made in November last year.

    Two police officers knocked on her door on Remembrance Sunday to tell her she was under investigation and invited her to a voluntary interview – while refusing to tell her which post on X, formerly Twitter, they were talking about.

    After widespread backlash over the “appalling” inquiry, the force announced it had closed its investigation.


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  9. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Meanwhile when they eventually answer the phone and you tell them of a crime in progress they have no available officers and will send someone as soon as they can. Days later they turn up and give you a crime number so you can claim on your insurance, and offer a meting with the victim support team to give you counselling. FFS.
     
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  10. Ullofaman

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  11. TwoWrights

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    'Threatened to undermine public confidence in officers', too late, way too late. :emoticon-0138-think


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  12. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    Tell them you have a gun and that you’re going to shoot the bastard. That usually speeds things up.
     
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  13. TwoWrights

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    Just stand outside of a police station with a go pro or mobile phone, six or seven police officers will rapidly attend, and their first question will invariably be 'can I help you'? :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  14. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    Who wants to be a millionaire, needed to use a lifeline on the very first question.
     
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  15. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell he's used another one on the 4th question.

    Ah well he has at least got to £1000.
     
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  16. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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