Match Day Thread Southampton v Liverpool - Sun 24th 1400

Match Day. Storming.

 

Worst thing about today is I don't even think we'll win the possession stats. Defeat on all fronts.

 

I give up. You not threatening to eat your head is for me the most disappointing part of the season so far.

 

Does the dishwasher even get emptied anymore?

 

Normally I’d say the conditions might be a leveller.

But as our manager seems to think we can pass it around at the back in any situation, I imagine it actually makes our chances even worse

 

Even my hope is out through injury/suspension today

 

Yeah I said similar on the Pool board. With an adaptable manager I'd be heading to the ground today with a faint bit of hope.

 

Going out to lunch today looks like the better option IMO.

 

Not much FUN on here
I’m off

 

Don't think it'll be much fun at the ground either

 

You’ve lost the FUN

 

I dunno. I'm going to spend 90 minutes booing Lovren for old times sake. Sometimes you have to make your own fun.

 

It does, but since we got a nice new one, it feels like cheating. You see it has one of those top trays for the cutlery and I always finish it before the kettle boils, even yesterday when I took a trip to the bathroom in between.

Maybe that is the issue this season….I need to move the dishes from side to side, then maybe put them back, before missing the cupboard entirely. Heck at least l would have held them for the longest

 

Home win: 3-1

 

Doesn't it all depend on how much water you boil in the kettle?

 

On the beers already??

 

It does, but now I have such an easier run, that even an 'normal' boil is easy. We also have replaced the kettle with an identical one, and for some reason this takes about 30 seconds longer to boil as well. The dishwasher game gods are with me it seems, but Russell Martin overcomes this with his suicide football.

 

That would be very brave

 

You realise Liverpool are playing away yeah?

 

I have decided to ignore reality