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Absolute classic quote **** up to self label yourself a thick gullible ****er - comedy gold

 

He didn't quote anyone?

 

Aye, it'd be terrible for them if they were stuck somewhere cold in their plwood box, with no way of moving it sonewhere warmer.

 

I added my previous quote below my text as I suspected the hard of thinking would wonder what I meant.

I hadn't bargained on just how ****ing thick the boring old **** is.

 

Suffolk Coastal went Labour. About the 60th safest Tiry seat. Still they did have Grandma Gilles Coffey.

 

Ooof, it gained thick end of 80,000 signatures in just a few hours.

**** all will come of it of course.



https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/700143

 

Tiry ?

 

Anyone else seen the funky Jaguar rebrand? It's all a bit wacky for my taste. I think I'll stick with Aston Martin.

 

I like the petrol can on the side

 

So you're now saying the remoaners were wrong for not accepting the vote?

 

And all the dags they stole.

 

Has anyone ever encountered a driver of one of these who isn’t a ****?

 

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Remember in the run-up to the election how one of the parties was claiming to be the new party of law and order. They were led by some lawyer bloke. You know the one. Okay, so they are not going to turn around the crime statistics in less than 150 days but you would think that they would have taken an interest in them in the years that they have been MPs in their constituencies.

So here are some interesting numbers, the crime statistics for the last year in England and Wales, in three constituencies:

Highest: 89,446 offences in Cities of London and Westminster (245 a day).
Second highest: 38,111 offences in Birmingham Ladywood (104 a day).
Third highest: 36,090 offences in Holborn and St Pancras (99 a day).

Just in case you are not familiar with the MPs in those three seats, Rachel Blake is the Labour MP for the crime capital, the Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood is the MP for Birmingham Ladywood and the Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer is the MP for Holborn and St Pancras.

Birmingham Ladywood was top of the list for violence and sexual offences (13,608) and Holborn and St Pancras was second top for theft from the person (7,309) behind London and Westminster (25,334).

I wonder how many of those recorded offences were antisocial behaviour, the issue that the Home Secretary Yvette Cooper now seems keen to tackle. In London and Westminster it was 9,549 (10.7%).