I was talking to a girl in a bar when I leaned in and said, "I've got something to tell you, c*nt , sh*t , f*ck , b*llocks." "You've got Tourettes?" she frowned. I said, "No! My wife's just walked in.
As the weather is getting colder, it would be a nice gesture if you asked your Evri/Amazon/DHL delivery driver if he'd like a hot drink. If he says yes, drop kick it over a fence into your neighbour's garden and tell him that you've left it in a designated safe space please log in to view this image
Following Trump's election win, a refugee heads back to Paris . . . . please log in to view this image