Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Here's different, thieves break out of Windsor Castle. It looks like thieves went over the wall, stole a Isuzu pick up and a quad bike, then used the pick up to break out through one of the gates. Armed police have recently been removed because it wasn't a good look for the tourists.

 

Get Orville and Wilbur on the job.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/11/18/jews-gay-people-hide-identity-arab-areas-germany/

 

“Don’t worry lads, we’re downhill 2nd half”

 

Youre turn to go get the ball

 

Is that also used as South Huntley’s rugby pitch?!

 

I played rugby at SH, when I was a youngster

It’s certainly similar to Skidby Millars pitch.

 

There was one corner of one pitch where, if it was wet, you could dive for the try line on the 22 and let the slope take you over!

 

Ah well, I might as well throw my camera gear away
She is excellent.

 

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes!

 

Haha! Stealing this!

 

I got told off for posting that last year.

 

Hope you've recovered from that experience.
Abridged version, **** 'em.

The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily.

 

Yeh there was 1 or 2 of those.
More scarily it wasn't last year it was 2018 when I posted it. Page 325 of this very thread.