Lots of people do. But we've all been told so many times that it's the best song in history ... ... it's seen as rude to admit it Absolute tosh in my opinion.
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night . . . . I'm now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
Four men were sitting around a conference room table being interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?" The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir," he asked the second man. "Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!," said the second man. "It comes and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!", said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a very popular clich� for speed." He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply. "Well, out on my dad's property, you step out of the house and on the wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across the paddock the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning on a light is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light.", he said. Turning to the fourth man, a Welsh guy, he posed the same question. "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the fastest thing known is Diarrhoea," said Taffy. "What!" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh, I can explain," said Taffy, "You see, The other day I wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom. But, before I could, think, blink,or turn on the light, I $hit my pants." He got the job...........
Note to self. Turn off Alexa before having sex On an unrelated note does anyone want to buy 13 jars of Cumin
Women, think you can multi-task? Try pushing down an erection while aiming at the toilet. Can't do it? Then shut the f*ck up
My dad always used to say, "Go for the ugly girls, they never know when they'll get sex again." Plan kind of backfired, I married the first one. PS, Raw told my Mrs about that one in the Peacock the tw*t
I reckon it was a song of its time. The early 1970s wasn’t the greatest for music imo. I actually don’t mind it tbh but the best song in history? Not in my opinion. Music is very subjective though.
