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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    I was sat in Court today when I just completely lost it.
    "Just lock the b*stards up and throw away the key!" I yelled.
    "Mr Smith!" said the Judge sternly. "Do you want custody of your children or not?"
     
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    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    My wife came in starving today so I made her a great big cheese and ham salad sandwich.
    "Don't eat it just yet, just hold the plate" I said.
    Five minutes later I took it off her and threw it in the bin.
    "What the f*ck?!" she snarled.
    "Remember this feeling," I said. "Next time you come to bed all sexy, in a nightie, smelling gorgeous and ask me just to hold you."
     
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    Gil T Azell, Nov 13, 2024 at 6:55 AM
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  3. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 7:01 AM
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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    spirit of 73, Nov 13, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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    DURING MY PROSTATE EXAM, I ASKED MY DOCTOR WHERE I SHOULD PUT MY PANTS.

    "OVER THERE BY MINE" WAS NOT THE ANSWER I EXPECTED.
     
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    spirit of 73, Nov 13, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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    spirit of 73, Nov 13, 2024 at 8:41 AM
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    spirit of 73, Nov 13, 2024 at 8:54 AM
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  12. Gordon Armstrong

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    For those that may not think much of me . . . . calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes :angel:
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 9:42 AM
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    Bugger . . . . I'm going to be late now !
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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    spirit of 73, Nov 13, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    C19RK73, Nov 13, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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  18. Gordon Armstrong

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    This seems like a canny job :emoticon-0145-shake
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    Whatever 'written up' means <doh>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 12:53 PM
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    I found this 'phone this morning . . . . does anybody know who it belongs to :emoticon-0112-wonde

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    Gordon Armstrong, Nov 13, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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