A lot of the images posted are clearly manufactured. Whilst I can’t confirm if this one is or isn’t I do know that Sofa King in Northampton where I lived in a previous life is/was a real firm. They used to get into trouble for their advertising.
For those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your garden this year around our region, can you please avoid anything that has red, white and blue mixed flashing lights . . . . last year, every time that I came around the corner, I thought that it was the police and would panic ! Numerous times I had to brake hard, toss my bottle of rum out of the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my 'phone on the floor, turn my music down, push the gun under the seat and throw enough illegal substance out of the window that it looked like a snow storm, all whilst trying to drive ! It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you all in anticipation of your cooperation and understanding
I'd been seeing this nurse for a few days and we finally got round to sex. As I stripped off I said "You must have seen a few manhoods where you work . . . . how do you rate mine ?" She said "It's slightly bigger than average." "Thanks." I said, "What sort of nursing do you do anyway ?" She said "I'm a Pediatrician."
