British Politics spam thread

It’ll be a big day of reporting for Tommeh on the big nonce scandal in the Church of England, well he can’t obviously, he’s got other things like lack of a tv, PlayStation or something to cry about.

I’m sure, as this has been going on for ages, the official Tommeh twatter account can pull out a report of his on the nonces in the Church of England he’s made.

Surely it’s time to stop giving noncey, grooming organisations tax breaks.

 

McTernan is the type of **** that aspires to be Peter Mandelson

 

Breaking News

Petition for Archbishop to resign reaches 9000

Nine thousand

Think Qua got more bad reviews from the Pooves

 

Isn’t it about time we treat religious beliefs as a mental illness? If an 18 year old believes in Santa you’d tell them to grow up, but billions believe in a magic sky fairy who grants wishes…

 

As much reason for one as for the others

 

Agreed.

 

Nothing says happy Christmas more than car ram barriers of peace & armed police .
Due to all those Christian terrorist attacks .
All religions are as bad as each other etc etc.
Christmas markets are dangerous yay diversity thanks

 

Not sure a crash barrier can do much to protect a muslim wedding from a Christian B52

 

thats why you never hire them

prods only

 

Obama used predator drones to blow up rag heads marrying their 6 year old cousin's.

 

Not why the Church of England is front page news today Duncs. People who believe in sky fairies are mentally ill and need treatment, might help them stop noncing.

 

has it occurred to anyone that the Ukraine war makes no sense

why havent the russian air force just obliterated them? guys running around trenches and minefields like its 1945

they could have ended it in a week against old women throwing potatoes, but its quite clearly being dragged out for bizarre reasons

nobody even cares that its happening any more, might as well not be, theyre just stealing tax money and testing out AI drones and **** for the NWO

 

The difference being , *****philes are hated by the British people other than the BBC & LGBTIQAPD groups .
Where as raping children is the norm in Islam .

All nonces should be exterminated.

In other news , you still have photos of my young children on your computer ?

 

Putin rigged brexit & the 2024 election apparently.
Toby

 

Trggered to ****

Your mentally ill Church of England has been a nonce ring for centuries, it should be disbanded.

Are you still ****ing dead animals? See I can make stuff up about you too, maybe if you keep wishing to your sky daddy, I’ll stop, let’s see how that goes

 

John Smith QC , probably covered up by Sir Starmer QC .

 

Had no idea Joe was so in touch with Native Americans ... or that there was a unique way of staying in touch with them

 

More likely by Thatcher, given the power dynamics at the time ...

 

Must be a Norwich thing ...

 

Israel has nuked Gaza for a year and Hamas are still running around

Honestly think Russia have decided just to allow Ukraine to throw their future into a meat grinder until there's no one left