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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    We live in a society where a pizza gets to your house, faster than the police
     
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    My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.

    He’s the Spokesman....
     
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    A man is walking his dog...
    The dog puts its front paws up onto a wall and starts to pee.
    A passer-by says, "Well I've never seen a dog do that before. How long has he been doing that?".
    "Ever since a wall fell on him".
     
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    My mate quit his job at BMW.

    He of course gave no indication that he was leaving.
     
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    I've joined a dating site for arsonists.

    Just waiting for a match now...
     
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