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    l found one of my neighbours sobbing her heart out this morning .".
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    I asked her what was wrong?
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    She said, "l was on my way to work this morning & about a mile from home my car started overheating, so l walked back home & found my husband in bed with another woman.".
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    She said,... "I just don’t know what to do."
    I said, "have you checked the water level in the radiator.
     
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    It's amazing to see how time flies.
    I can still remember when my wife and I were first married and not long after a lovely little chubby creature with bow legs and no teeth who was always dribbling and wetting itself came into our lives and gave us countless sleepless nights!!

    Nah.....it wasn't a baby.....her MUM came to live with us!!..
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    We live in a society where a pizza gets to your house, faster than the police
     
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    My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.

    He’s the Spokesman....
     
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    My mate quit his job at BMW.

    He of course gave no indication that he was leaving.
     
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