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The David Cameron hatred thread.

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  1. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    DAVID CAMERON was visiting a Scottish primary school and he visited one of the classes.



    They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr.Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

    So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

    A little boy stood up and offered: 'If ma best freen, wha lives on a fairm, is playin' in the field an' a tractor rins ower him and kills him, that wid be a 'tragedy.' '

    'No', said David - 'that would be an accident.'

    A little girl raised her hand: 'If a skale bus kerryin' fufty children drove ower a cliff, killing a'b'dy inside, that wid be a tragedy'

    'I'm afraid not', explained David - 'that's what we would call a 'great loss'' .

    The room went silent. No other children volunteered. David searched the room.

    'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

    Finally, at the back of the room, wee Johnny raised his hand...

    In a quiet voice he said:

    'If a plane kerryin' you and Mr.Clegg wis struck by a 'freendly fire' missile & blawn tae smithereens, that wid be a tragedy.'

    'Fantastic!' exclaimed David. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'


    'Weel,' says wee Johnny 'it his tae be a tragedy, because it certainly widnae be a great loss.....
    and it probably widnae be a f***ing accident either!
     
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    goldie, Dec 2, 2011
  2. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Who came out with that.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Dec 2, 2011
  3. Geordie Gashead

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    Political son of Thatcher.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Dec 2, 2011
  4. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Been around for quite a while, just a name change thing.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 2, 2011
  6. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    Gutted I am still striving for a good rating. I guess I'm just an insignificant member.

    Being the most hated is more insignificant than nothing I guess.
     
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    goldie, Dec 2, 2011
  7. JTB

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    Cameron is too vacuous to justify hatred - he is a shallow, insignificant figure.
     
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    JTB, Dec 2, 2011
  8. Ameobi's Apprentice

    Ameobi's Apprentice Active Member

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    Never heard that before, quite liked it though! :) <ok>
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Dec 2, 2011
  9. Vuckic's Faces

    Vuckic's Faces Active Member

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    I actually love David Cameron <3
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Dec 2, 2011
  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Got a long way to go before you qualify for that.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Dec 2, 2011

  11. Amnesiac

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    Woah there! Hey JTB <ok>
     
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    Amnesiac, Dec 2, 2011
  12. TomTom94

    TomTom94 Well-Known Member

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    I just suddenly noticed how true this is. Seriously, he's even blander than Blair!
     
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    TomTom94, Dec 2, 2011
  13. Cal.

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    Bravo.
     
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    Cal., Dec 3, 2011
  14. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I hate Cameron. I quite like this! <laugh>
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Dec 3, 2011
  15. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Cameron is god!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Dec 3, 2011
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    Good <ok>
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Dec 3, 2011
  18. GeoMax

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    PMSL, never heard any version of that before!

    PS, although I'm a Civil Servant living on a low wage for the last 13 years on the promise that my low wage would be counter-acted by being able to retire a couple of years early and just manage to have a pension that was slightly above the poverty threshhold, I can honestly say that despite Cameron carrying on the Tory tradition of putting the peasants in their place and making sure that the last 13 years of my life on said low wage have been for nothing as my pension will be worth less than the benefits I will have to claim and I'll have to work till I drop and pay twice as much for the priveladge.................... I do not HATE Cameron, I just live in hope that someone rams his heed reet up Mike Ashleys arse where he can suffocate in his natural enviroment <ok>
     
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    GeoMax, Dec 3, 2011
  19. cabluigi

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    You can polish a turd all you want, but Cameron and this Tory Government have really shown themselves to be the scumbags they really are in the last month!
     
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    cabluigi, Dec 3, 2011
  20. TheLittleGeordie

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    He's pretty **** but better than most of the alternatives IMO
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Dec 3, 2011
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