You know how sometimes the funniest joke can be ****e if you're not in a good mood. This tickled me way more than it should have....I must be in a good mood.
I think one of the builders working in our house is a Jehovah's Witness. He's upstairs trying to convert the loft.
Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same lack of response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward, bent over to pick it up and all eleven bells went off
On my first night in prison I made a big mistake. Apparently "I'll toss you for the top bunk" means something different on the inside!
