Rangers v Celtic

Does anyone know why yesterday's Cup semi-final soccerball Scotch match was postponed?

Keystone Cop defending at it's finest from the Dandies No organisation at all.

Smelltic didn't even have to be good, the sheepshaggers handed it all on a plate to them.

 

And furthermore it is World Jellyfish Day today and we all know where the abode of your wild Jellyfish is.

So forget the goings-on on dry land yesterday, you could be a Jellyfish and be at risks of all sorts out at sea where I am led to believe that worse things happen.

Motherwell 0-4 Rangers

 

Tims in here trying to gaslight every cùnt is pretty amusing tbf.

 

Motherwell the guts of 8/1 tells its own story, 1-4 Teds.

 

Told yeez they were overrated

haggis ball really is the pits.

 

I agree. Smelltic are the best of a bad bunch and are regularly horsed in Europe.

Mind you, it doesn't say very much for little old Sevco. Smelltic should have horsed them 7 or 8 nil in the league

 

They'll probably play one instead of Dessers

 

Dressing Table will get the quadruple today. He is that good

 

Dessers is the worst footballer Rangers have ever signed.

 

Extra time and penalties forthcoming imho

 

How many times have Celtic beaten Aberdeen by 5 goals or more? Strange club

 

Gregor Stevens, Terry Warlock, Mal Sterland, Sumo.......need I go on fatty?

 

You do realise Sevco are playing today

 

I’m trying not to think about it.

I want Motherwell to win.

 

You'll win.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

The Oracle has spoked.

 

Nothing good comes out of a win today

 

Nonsense.

You'll get another chance to score zero goals against Smelltic again.

Even the sheepshaggers can score against Smelltic for ****s sake Fatman

 

Walsh the man with the whistle - no chances being taken.

 

Nicolas Walsh?

doesn’t get any more catholicky than that name. Anton McPape maybe.

 

Remember this **** used to talk sense? He’s lost it