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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by haslam, Oct 29, 2024.

  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Indeed, a dad creche! Sounds like a good idea, surprised no one has done something like that.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's the one.

    Probs would take up valuable retail space, which is maybe why it hasn't been done.

    But I'm sure it could make money, build a coffee shop into it or something. Or an American styled 50's burger and milkshake bar
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    Cars ... all these sad **** car enthusiasts... it's an expense and something to drive that's it for me.
     
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  4. Rorschach

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    They have, it's called the pub...
     
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  5. remembercolinlee

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    Tea...****ing grim

    Chocolate ... gives me migraine

    Easter ... **** off chocolate loving scum

    Influencers... get a ****ing job twat

    Gareth Southgate ... boring ****

    Ice cream ... too ****ing cold

    Sushi ... i want cooked fish ffs

    Piccalilli ... where's the ****ing Branston?

    That green **** on pie and mash ... wtf?

    Celebrities ... talentless ****ers

    Dressing up cats & dogs for photos ... ****s

    Champagne ... fizzy ****e

    Bushy beards ... attention seeking twats

    Lip fillers ... fish faced ****ers

    Think insomnia and a headache is making me grumpy
     
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  6. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    There used to be this thing called a pub..
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    DJs - also get a proper job

    Traffic Light Dodging Twats On Cycles

    Sam Smith - there are not two of you - therefore I personally won't be calling you 'they' or 'them' because my respect for grammar overrides my respect for your ****ing preferred pronouns ...
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ^^^^^^

    Hasn't passed his driving test despite umerous attempts...
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    They're a necessity for me, and if I have to have one, I'm having a bloody good one.
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Going the gym for an early hour pre work.



    Turns out **** that, I'll stay in bed for another half and go after work when it's packed.
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    I lost my license before I passed
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    So you lost your provisional licence? ... was it under the mounds of earth on your illegal land grab allotment?
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Having a lay in - I'm an early riser and feel like **** if I stay in bed past 9.

    Staying in bed even later than that and you're in wasting the morning territory.
     
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  14. Bodinki

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    I used to love a lay in when I was teen and in my early 20's, now though, my body naturally wakes up at 7am.
    If I stay in bed past 8am I wake up with a headache and feel groggy and ****e so I know what you mean.
    I generally try to get to sleep at 1am and wake up at 7am, getting six hours sleep
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    No I got taken to court for twoc and leaving the scene of accident. I got points on a license I didn't have yet. The max sentence was 6 months in jail, but because I was a juvenile and in education I was basically given a chance in life and got a slap on the wrist.
     
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  16. Bodinki

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    twoc?
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah I did it as a teen and a young adult but can't stand it now. Lots of drinking probably played a part.

    Between 5:30 and 7 is the optimal time for me
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    Films they're all **** now
     
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  19. pieguts

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    Just googled it and the first thing that came up was “trial without catheter”. Not sure that’s right but then remembered it is Roy we are talking too!
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Taking without consent
     
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