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  1. north81

    north81 New Member

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    I've been browsing this forum for a few weeks now, was happy just to lurk about but thought I'd say hi, and also share a fantastic email my Sunderland supporting co worker has seemed to have composed himself.....Bit long winded.....A little bit mental (I think he's a bit special)



    Hope this spring in May

    ''mistletoe and Wine, Sunderland supporters dancing in the street with Martin O'Neil as the new Sunderland Manager. It is a time for rejoicing, and joy with goals galore, and gifts galore with plenty of goals in the back of the net will come. It will be a time for rejoicing at the Stadium Of Light this Christmas time.

    With dancing in the street and singing on the terraces. It will be a time for enjoying the good times we have. With Quinn and O'Neil there with be a disco to be had with goals against Manchester City & Co FOR sure. For teams playing at the SOL or Sunderland travailing mad army we will become a force to be had again.

    Mistletoe and Wine, Sunderland supporters dancing in the street with Martin O'Neil as the Sunderland Manager. It is a time for rejoicing, and joy with goals galore, and gifts galore with plenty of goals in the back of the net will come. It will be a time for rejoicing at the Stadium Of Light this Christmas time.


    With GOOOOOAAAAALLs this year and more GOOOOOAAAALLs next year we will become champions AGAIN in the Premiership this season and more.

    Mistletoe and Wine, Sunderland supporters dancing in the street with Martin O'Neil as the Sunderland Manager. It is a time for rejoicing, and joy with goals galore, and gifts galore with plenty of goals in the back of the net will come. It will be a time for rejoicing at the Stadium Of Light this Christmas time.

    With Seven different Sunderland players scoring this season from out side the box with one or two injured player coming back. With promise of money to spend this Christmas time in the Premiership January transfer window. It will be a time for rejoicing this Christmas time at the Stadium Of Light. With Stars in the sky to come to the SOL and legions to be born. It will be a time for rejoicing this Christmas time at the Stadium Of Light.

    mistletoe and Wine, Sunderland supporters dancing in the street with Martin O'Neil as the Sunderland Manager. It is a time for rejoicing, and joy with goals galore, and gifts galore with plenty of goals in the back of the net will come. It will be a time for rejoicing at the Stadium Of Light this Christmas time.

    With fan coming back to the Stadium Of Light to sing and dance with Martin O'Neil as the manager. We will become a force to be had. With press wishing us well and SOL sold out at every home match. It will be a time for joy and rejoicing this season and more.

    With Georges up the road thinking they are crowned kings of the north they will be falling down faster than a avalanche from the Premiership race. With beating from us at that place up the road we call LITTLE MALINGER as we always win 2-1. Their team will be slippery than a golden egg from the mother Goose, ready for the pot at Christmas time.
    With lots of stodgy mince pies for Mike Ashley and Co and the renaming of the stadium to Primark with money going out. IT will be a season of discontent for the fat Geordies up the road. This Christmas time...

    mistletoe and Wine, Sunderland supporters dancing in the street with Martin O'Neil as the Sunderland Manager. It is a time for rejoicing, and joy with goal galore, and gifts galore with plenty of goals in the back of the net will come. It will be a time for rejoicing at the Stadium Of Light this Christmas time.

    With…. a Dong-Won Ji won, Dong-Won Ji won , Dong-Won Ji won here & Dong-Won Ji , Dong-Won Ji , Dong-Won Ji There Dong-Won Ji , Dong-Won Ji , Dong-Won Ji Every where . With bell ring out loud and clear he'll get the goals.

    With Mike Ashley trousers getting tighter and he wearing a fight fitting Bra he better be careful not to go bust this Christmas time. O' Christmas time. O' Christmas time.
    O' Christmas time. He's realising Newcastle wont be top. A team full of SH*T and supports stupid as SH*T. It’s a time for rejoicing for us Sunderland supports this Christmas Time...

    mistletoe and Wine, Sunderland supporters dancing in the street with Martin O'Neil as the Sunderland Manager. It is a time for rejoicing, and joy with goal galore, and gifts galore with plenty of goals in the back of the net will come. It will be a time for rejoicing at the Stadium Of Light this Christmas time.


    With gifts under the tree and GOOOOAAAALL in the back of the net we will be crowned CHAMPIONS THIS YEAR COME MAY. RAIN OR SHINE

    Mistletoe and Wine, Sunderland supporters dancing in the street with Martin O'Neil as the Sunderland Manager. It is a time for rejoicing, and joy with goal galore, and gifts galore with plenty of goals in the back of the net will come. It will be a time for rejoicing at the Stadium Of Light this Christmas time.''


    Brilliant
     
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  2. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    Welcome... But that mong's comment was 3 minutes of my life wasted. I can see it getting bumped at the end of the season though...
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for sharing .................................. not.
     
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  4. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Welcome along, not bothered about what the Sunderland fan says, some of them think O'Neill is Alex Ferguson or something.
     
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  5. StoneyNUFC

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    lol welcome

    I got half way through the first biat and started to feel ill though, so I didn't read it.

    Mackem colleague? At least there's one not on the dole <laugh> - You'll be telling me he showers next ;)

    haha <cheers>

    Edit: ^^ Have to say, I would not have been disappointed to get MON when we were looking.

    As above though, don't really care too much about Sunderland or what their fans say. Occasionally get some good banter, but I can take it or leave it.
     
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  6. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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  7. overseasTOON

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    Cool.

    Christmas only lasts for one day though.
     
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  8. skalpel

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    <laugh> Good share, though I couldn't bring myself to read it all.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Religiously, every Christmas Day.
     
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  10. Shola's Concrete Boots

    Shola's Concrete Boots Active Member

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    Welcome. I think your mate needs a good shake tho.
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    HELLO are you out there
     
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  12. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Hello!!!

    [video=youtube;CpTLdI3Jpn4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpTLdI3Jpn4[/video]
     
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  13. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    I think this wraps up everything in a nut shell

    Hello...hello...hello....
     
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  14. Why aye Cabaye

    Why aye Cabaye Active Member

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    Hello, I stopped at "bit long winded...."....
     
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  15. beardface

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    Uhhh.
     
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