Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Clever.

 

Well I go to pervert classes and I’ve never seen you there

 

I see Yoko Ono is going into the jungle on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.

She'll be good. She's managed to live off a beatle for 30 years….

 

Another owldy . . . .

A policeman pulls Paddy over for speeding and says "Have you been drinking, Sir ?" Paddy replies "Yes, officer, I've had about 18 pints, 2 bottles of hooch and 6 bacardi & cokes."
The cop says "What the hell are you doing driving ?"
Paddy replied "I couldn't ****ing walk !''

 

This is funny

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/q7f3osHEkgPWqQEZ/

 

cant open it Gordon im not on facey

 

I don't know how to 'fix' that, Roger

 

You could join facey you bleeding dinosaur

 

Same as me, not on f/b but I just pressed the X on the page that came up and it came on

 

i know that mate just letting you know faceys too intrusive and adverts

 

wants me to allow cookies, before letting me in, so they can bombard me with adverts don't think so ill just give it a wide berth

 

Speaking about wide berths

 

A man goes to a fancy dress party carrying a girl on his back, rings the bell and the hostess answers to door. She asks him what he has come as, and he says "A snail"
"Oh" says the hostess, "and who is that lady on your back ?"
"That's Michelle" says the man.