British Politics spam thread

Will the last person to leave the UK remember to turn the lights off

 

There's also a subtle clue in the words "people smuggling" that suggests a crime is taking place regardless of the final destination.

 

You can't blame Starmer for your terminal diabetes

 

Oh dear

 

Some good advice here:

 

Starmer is PM

Busy weekend ahead for crazed righties

 

Even lefty loonies think Dame Beer Korma is a ****ing dunce

 

Every ****ing thing they touch.

 

IQ wise, likely the most intelligent PM since Tony Blair... and Harold Wilson before him ...

 

Just like the 70s here we are again. Lefty Loony Labour borrowing more and more, pretty soon they'll be going off to the IMF (if they still exist) begging to be bailed out numerous times before eventually being told to go **** themselves

 

Real shame the 'clown-car Tories' (due credit to Archers) left such a financial black hole ... perhaps the much anticipated enquiry can locate the missing £37 billion Track & Trace monies? ... that will help ...

 

minds eye this, minds eye that

microaggression against the aphantasians

 

600bn given to the top 1% during the scamdemic - not a problem

13bn given to Ukraine - not a problem

20bn black hole - massive problem

 

It’s as though the previous government must have had a magic money tree.

 

Scandalous ... which bunch of ****s were in Government during the pandemic?

 

gold thread

the tories raped us and now labour about to do the same, because its the same teams, them against us