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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 22, 2024.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    By popular demand here is a thread for those who want to piss and moan all the time, (irrespective of how we are doing on the pitch) and want to do it in peace and safety.

    A safe space for those with damp leanings.

    peace.
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I hate mustard chinos - and any twat who wears them!!

    Phew, that feels better.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    me too.
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    Positivity and other forms of hocus pocus annoy me.

    None of it influences anything on the pitch.
     
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  5. mickeybnufc

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    I'm sick of hearing about dinosaur's,you very rarely see one nowadays
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Not been to The Earl on match day then?
     
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  7. mickeybnufc

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Seabass

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    I'm sick of everyone rimming Unai Emery because Villa beat Bologna in the 'Champions' league
     
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  9. cronemeister

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    I’m sick of chaos pissing and moaning all the time about everything on every ****ing thread!
     
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  10. Toonitus

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  11. Toonitus

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    The bloke that queues for the gym so he can use the cable machine for his entire workout
     
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  12. Roland Deschain

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    I think it’s more because they beat Bayern and were top of the new CL format. On top of doing well in the league. Long season mind, but I’d swap Emery for Howe in a ****ing heartbeat. Our former owner knew this an’all.
     
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  13. Charlie Dogscock

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    The Vincent Kompany Bayern would appear to not be the Bayern of old....
     
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  14. Roland Deschain

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    Maybe but the Hansi Flick Barca are the real deal mind.
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    A few weeks ago they lost to Osasuna 4-2. Pretty sure you wouldn't be saying this then in fact you'd be wetting the bed
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

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    Top of the table, 9 wins, 1 loss. I think even I'd be ok with it.
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><cheers>
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Nah. You'd be sorting your dummy out during that game.
    Bigger pictures with bedwetters are usually non existent
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    You think Newcastle will win the league so there's a big picture missing there Mr Peterson
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    And? I don't wet the bed just because we've conceded a goal or a player is booked out we've drawn against a terrible team etc

    We can rue missed chances, defensive lapses or hidden midfielders but it's not a woe is me scenario.

    We're 9th, 3 points behind 5th. Arrrrgggggghhhhhhh, birch and moan. It's all Eddie's fault or Miggys fault or Longstaffs fault etc yawn
     
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