I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for pounds. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the clerk, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat pound of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The clerk shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
Guy goes into doctors feeling awful Doctor - I can find nothing wrong with you, In can only assume it's the drink Patient - OK Doc, I'll come back when you're sober
Superman's taking Lois Lane for a quick fly above the clouds. LL: This is great, but how do you know where you are? Sman: Easy, he says putting his hand into the clouds. We're over Paris. LL: How do you know that? Sman: I can feel the Eiffel Tower. LL: Wow, amazing. And where are we now? Sman: We're over Agra, because I can feel the Taj Mahal. LL: Fantastic, and now? Sman: Puts his hand into the clouds, We're over Liverpool. LL: How can you be so precise? Sman: 'Cos some ****'s just nicked me watch...
Well that's the last time I go to a car boot sale in Ilford. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
I'll recover, and take heed of the thread titles, that is all. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
