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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yes, but that is only when she is lying on her stomach and I am licking her pussy, where else is my nose meant to go?
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Flip her over, or better still get the lazy bitch to sit on yer face.
     
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  3. Barrie Lochrie

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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. joe harts dance instructor

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    I licked a minge last night.
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I'd be a bit more specific than that - you've left yourself wide-open to one-liners about said minge belonging to your sister or your maw.
     
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  7. joe harts dance instructor

    joe harts dance instructor Member

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    It was my uncle he forced me :(
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its like licking the end of a battery. Not overly pleasant but addictive. I always thinks its worth it as in my mind she is more likely to let me switch holes. Reality is she has to be ****ing wasted. Monacoger has already mentioned the technique the missus likes best. Hang on...................

    Can't have mine licked. Tried it once, not for me. Just felt like a ****ing freak. At least with her you're already down there. Missus never licked underneath the ballsack in years now, so she never gets sight of Barse Bridge to even think about it.
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

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    that is neglect
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Maybe I just need to take control and get myself postioned so she wakes up to the task. Its a high risk strategy of course that could end with one nut
     
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  11. gas

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    <laugh>

    and if they fart a ****ing high voltage one at that <ok>
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    or you could just ask her to do it <ok> who knows, she might even say yes.
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    you partial to a spot of gooch licking jen??
     
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  14. jenthesaint1990

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    my my, you're asking a lot of personal questions recently, sweat.
    surely it is the only way to end a good blowjob, no?

    blowjob --> gooch licking --> explosion.
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    ****ing hell rub it in why don't you
     
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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Never encountered a bird partial to gooch licking.. had a birdsuck my balls, found it quite odd really..
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    <sorry>

    <hug>
     
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  18. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    she probably does after said exposion..
     
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  19. Bloody Wanker

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    Not into rimming. The idea disgusts me.

    Speaking of ball sucking though, that reminded me of a sort i was with when i was 19. She sucked on my nuts like a ****ing dyson, wasn't all that pleasant to be frank. Played a mean tune on the flute though. <ok>
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Classy. Is it an old wives tale that its good for the skin? My missus mother could do with bukkake action if not.
     
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