I've just bought a house with a wonderful view of a marina. It's just like the one my dad had in the 70's, yellow with a black vinyl roof
Little known fact there is a Patron Saint of checking bread rolls before removing from the oven. Saint John The Bap Test.
I see Yoko Ono is going into the jungle on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. She'll be good. She's managed to live off a beatle for 30 years….
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BBC breaking news: Women can now serve in ALL roles in the Armed Forces. In other news, all reverse gears from British tanks have been removed.