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    Why don’t vegans moan during s*x ?

    They don’t want anyone to know they’re enjoying a piece of meat
     
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    I have a couple of albums to listen to tonight.

    One by The Jam and one by Cream, but I can't decide which to put on first.....
     
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    I've just bought a house with a wonderful view of a marina.


    It's just like the one my dad had in the 70's, yellow with a black vinyl roof
     
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    A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband
    “Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
    Husband: Who is Valerie?
    Wife: Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.
    Husband: But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?
    Wife: What??! Where are you?
    Husband: Near the bakery.
    Wife: Wait, I’m coming right now!
    After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
    Wife: I’m at the bakery, where are you?
    Husband: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery , buy the bread !
     
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    While I was down in Devon on the weekend I went to an archaeology party.

    They were excavating and searching for a lower leg.

    It was quite a shindig!
     
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