Couldn’t decide on the photo if it was Kenya or Seaton Carew, but once I read about food prices figured it must be Kenya. Whichever decision you make I’m sure will be the right one, and you will have a great life.
I set up a new business to help women with psychological issues. The signwriters were putting the finishing touches, to my surgery, but when I went to inspect their work someone had put my windows through. When I pieced together the broken glass I realised it said, 'The rapist, home visits daytimes or evenings'
There was an ABBA tribute band in Sunderland last night . . . . you could hear the drums from Nando’s
I was caught out with a screen saver of a cheeky seventeen year old, in skimpy shorts and knee socks ... ... damn you Chris Rigg!
This has just reminded me of an old joke (no, not me!) What is the longest hair on the human body? The eyelash - it grows inwards, right down inside the head, down through the neck, through the chest and abdomen and re-emerges as your pubes. If you don't believe me, pluck one of your pubes and your eyes will start watering!
And now for the real reason I came here... One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.. So He sent one of His angels to earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.' So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time. When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? No, I didn't get one either!
