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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

  1. Gordon Armstrong

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  2. Gordon Armstrong

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  3. Snaggey

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    Seen as I do all the cooking at home (it's for the best, trust me), I'll have to remember this one.

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    Wish I had your dirty mindset!!

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  6. Gil T Azell

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    good old Arthur
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  9. Smug in Boots

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    As it's getting chilly up here I thought I'd better get ready for the winter.

    I went on Amazon, typed in 'Captain Webb' and it said 'no available matches' ...

    ... what a company, they only sell one thing and they're out of f*cking stock <doh>
     
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    Well don't punch the wall in anger!
     
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  13. Gil T Azell

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    I've got to admit, my wife's cooking has seriously improved.
    Today I had the best slice of soup I've ever had.
     
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  14. Gil T Azell

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    I worked security on a building site. One night I saw the labourer walking out with a wheelbarrow covered with a blanket. I thought "what's that c*nt got under there?" The next night I saw him again with a wheelbarrow covered with a blanket. I stopped him and said " Eya mate what you got under there?!" I took the blanket off. Nowt f*ckall ! The next night same again. I stopped him but f*ckall not a thing ! This went on for 3 months until they sacked me. When I asked the gaffa why I was sacked it was because 84 wheelbarrow's had gone missing!
     
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  15. Gil T Azell

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    And so, the Solar Panel Salesman of the Year Award goes to...
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  16. Gil T Azell

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    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's arse."
     
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  18. Gordon Armstrong

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    Perhaps she should have gone to Vision Express :angel:

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  19. Gordon Armstrong

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    Another owldy . . . .
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    A family of cannibals attended a wedding.

    The reception was great until someone decided to toast the bride and groom !
     
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