A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction. As she rummaged through her dusty belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by its possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck! The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “Age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman. Thrilled by her success the woman says “Genie, I want to live a life of grandeur! To be rich!” BAM! With a snap of the genie's fingers, the room transformed into a great hall. Her once broken cottage had become a mansion and her worn out clothing had been replaced with a stunning dress, and shining heels. While she marvelled at this outcome the genie stood solemnly. “You have one wish left.” he thundered. The woman looked up at the genie and said “My cat has been faithfully with me for all my years. Please, transform him into a human man, so that we may spend many happy days together!” BAM! In a blinding flash the cat had turned into a tall, dark-haired, handsome young man. Immediately enamoured by her new love, the woman fell into his arms. As she gazed into his eyes, he drew her close and whispered... “I bet you wish that you hadn't had me neutered now”
