Off Topic The Burly Arms

Could just say thanks….

 

get an electric car. Defrosted mine using the app. Haven’t gone out yet this morning so Was a waste of time/energy

 

Bender

 

Fords have had heated windscreens for decades.

 

turn on the heated seats and steering wheel.

so no need to wear my driving gloves.

 

Did all of that ... but takes a few mins and there was a train to make ...

 

Just seen a video of a bloke being rescused by the coastguard 30 miles off the coast of the Gulf of Mexico, clinging to a cooler box

30 ****ing miles !

One lucky dude.

 

Why would you not take a beer when swimming?

 

Probably in the cooler box

Had to drink them all to improve buoyancy

smart man

 

Why you lot always losing arguments with your gals.

Mine only gets to argue if I feel like letting her.

Absolute Fanny's men of today

 

It's called Photoshop

 

Straight out of the Andrew Tate bible of fables that

 

You need to backhand a bitch and steal your balls back is all I'm saying

 

And give her the bill for those flower's

 

That’ll work.

 

Sucky acting like his gal never gives him any irrational grief

If that’s true then she’s probably a man.

 

Shouldn't be allowed.

 

Morning

 

I know ye

He's typing like a man who just lost an argument to his missus and is cleaning the oven

 

It’s a national disgrace and offensive to Italians probably.