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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    FTFY :emoticon-0178-rock:

    Likewise mate <hug>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Get a room.
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nice play for a threesome tbf ...
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    My daughter was in tears today because Leeds have scored hahahaahahbah<laugh>
     
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  6. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    On the grind ffs. Aren't you a low level drugs dealer?
     
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  7. Horny 4 Hamas

    Horny 4 Hamas 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Morning. The promotion train is off the tracks but heading to Derby today.
     
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  8. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Covid and flu jab this morning with all the oldies at a local clinic then over to the game later, first one for a few week.
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  10. FosseFilberto

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    PISKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Going through some pics from my trip and found this.

    Got this the wrong way around me thinks


    IMG_8302.jpeg
     
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  12. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nope ... it's the right way round, Ponks ... are you holding your phone upside-down again?
     
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  13. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Vaccination done, one in each arm. Should be a combined Flu Covid next year, for those who want to take both.

    gets me out of any jobs around the house tomorrow.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Those disgusting lies have cast a shadow on my eternal legacy here As one the true great of this spec of miniscule subnano quantumnanoinalite
    Section of what we call time.

    Sucky out
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Now also of legend and myth
     
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  16. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    you tryin for a kid with y gal?

    bowt time bro

    she been wanting one for almost a decade
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    So, currently organising the port side security for a multi million dollar yacht.

    It's been in the local paper so it's no big secret, owned by American billionaire who is surprisingly on board (usually yachts are loaned out to a millionaire to use and the actual owner is nowhere to be seen.)

    He's a complete stuck up ****.

    Our port side security aren't allowed to be seen, so if he is by windows his staff run and shut down the blinds, if he goes out to a restaurant, the gate cannot take more than a few seconds to be opened - I audibly heard him shout at the Captain for this.

    So I casually asked one of the crew "how can you work here, it's degrading" he just shrugged.

    Not worth the money man.
     
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  18. BobbyD

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    Just arrived in Hong Kong. With the missus this time. Way more luggage than i usually would have liked.

    Took taxi back to my home. Left my phone in the taxi which is basically my life. Thankfully phoned it, taxi man picked up and returned it back to me. Gave him a nice tip for his good deed.
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Out early for a Sunday - daughter doing a 10k ... used to love them myself ...
     
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    What daughters or 10k?
     
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