Watch as we implement operation 'title ambition'. Our football will be clinical crisp, quick and direct. The onslaught will be too much for Saliba who will be crying by the corner flag before half time and we will allow them shots just so Ramsdale can save them, laughing maniacally and pointing at the arsenal technical area.
With that level of confidence, you could probably go through the entire horse racing schedule for the week, putting your winnings on each horse in turn, until you're a multi-millionaire. Then you can use your new-found wealth to buy Saints, although our value will have dramatically increased, after confirming that we can beat anyone, and Russell Martin is indeed the Messiah
Football is so stupid. Day of the game and I'm allowing myself a slight bit of hope that we might make it somewhat competitive for a little while at least. Completely irrational and defies logic. Stupid stupid game.
Todays team: Ramsay Yuki, THB, Bedders,Manning Flynn, Les, Ryan Lallana, Fernandes, Aribo Bench: Archer A.Armstrong BBD Tall Paul R.Stewart Dibling Cornet KWP
I woke with a sense of fear and dread, a misting of sweat upon my ever receding hairline. In the distance, I heard sirens. Must be matchday. Time to start morning drinking.
I’m just excited for another competitive top flight match. Isn’t the PL just full of edge-of-your-seat thrills and spills.
That's the worst thing about today I think. I've been on a detox since the Euros so if it goes as bad as many of us are expecting I can't even leave early to sink a few rums before travelling home.
There was a post on Reddit about someone getting 18 points on their licence. The top rated comment was: That’s more than Southampton will get all season!
I've included him having two shots on target and scoring a header in a 100/1 bet builder. Will stick a few quid on Arsenal -3/4 too
