Received one of “those” phone calls yesterday. “Is that Mr. Brown?” Me: “Yes, it is” “It’s about your recent accident” Me: “How the hell did you know about that? I thought it was just going to be a fart” She hung up!!
I thought I saw Michael J Fox in our local garden centre this morning. I couldn't be sure though, he had his back to the fuchsias......
I went into the car showroom and told the salesman "My wife would like to talk to you about the VW Golf in your window". "Sir this is a BMW dealership we don't have a VW Golf in the window !" he replied. "You do now" I said......
The wife bought a home waxing kit the other day. She asked me if she should just do the sides or leave a strip down the middle... I said I would prefer it if she didn't have a moustache at all !
