My artistic girlfriend likes to draw on my body. When she was sad, I’d give her my shoulder to crayon.
Don't forget that winter will soon be upon us and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to a pet shop and buy a mesh feeder and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nuts. Just remember, though . . . . it's a bit too late in the year to expect a swallow.
People are strange! I could hear some bloke playing with himself in the next toilet cubicle to me. Put me right off my sandwich!!
My new parrot looked hungry so I thought that I'd be good and fed him with what I thought was perfect, but he became stiff and fell of his perch ! Maybe giving him Polyfilla was misguided
When I was a teenager my mum always used to say that my room was so messy that i'd never get any 'self respecting girl' to go in there. Luckily those weren't the girls I was after.
Ladies im just about to print out the job applications, however advance interviews can be obtained by contacting Gil T Azell Well-Known Member on the Sunderland board,He may have up to 50 people to sample these skills in advance https://not606.com/attachments/img_1798-jpeg.335038/
