Ladies & Gentlemenzas .................... This Months Honesty Award goes to the one man band himself, the self taught trumpet player, the man with the organ arse and self flatulating blower .............. Makenstine Roger!!!!!!!!!!!!! This award is based on comments made by the winner of the Fartage Trophy. Honesty is our most bestest policy. ( see above ) You too could be a winner, just ask Rog to show you the way, its sh!t easy!!!!!!!!!
But but I is only umble and there must be a mistake, his Lordship the Rev has awarded me a whole fifty pence ,this cant be right he never makes mistakes when it comes to dosh. Im afraid to go out in case he has put a hit man on me for the dosh back, my best underwear now has a skid mark the size of a water slide. And you can smell me coming from 50 paces, please log in to view this image