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    I took the wife to a Night Club last night. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large, breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. My wife turned to me and said, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." I said, "Looks like he's still f*cking celebrating!"
     
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    I was walking back from the shop with some eggs, flour and milk, when some guy started a fight with me!

    So I battered him.....
     
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    I've just been asked to played Marcel Marceau in an upcoming movie.

    I'm totally speechless.....
     
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    Finally found my wife’s g spot.

    Her sister had it all the time!
     
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