Everyday People You Know With Famous Names

I have a chinese friend called

Anne Gin Ya Sen

You got any mates with famous names?

 

I share the same name as a very expensive footballer. Not telling you lot what it is though Suffice to say i am always laughing uncontrollably at people who hardly know me trying to make witty comments about it.

 

My old boss had a sister who named their child Rock, second name Star - true story.

 

Your name is Ron & your surname is aldo?

 

I'll just call you Lionel from now on.

 

I used to hang around with a guy called Gary Speed. True story and not a piss take.

 

Either we know the same people or there's 2 poor ****s out there called Rock Star

 

alan shearer & chris martin

 

What is it with these ****in idiots and the stupid names they give their kids? That and 'celebrity' kids name too. Then you get cooncil estate scumbags naming their kids after the dumbass celebrity one.

I ****in hate people. I really do ****in hate people. All of them.

 

I worked with a guy called......

Chuck Norris


He was not awesome

 

It could be much worse though. One of the lads at school had a dad called Ian Brady - how gutted would you be????!

 

My boss surname is Kerr.

We call him wan

****ing tool he is

 

Where about do you bide? i know my ex bosses sister stayed somewhere on the west side of scotchland, might've been around ayr or just outside glasgow somewhere can't really remember.

The kid was still young as far as i know though probably between 4-6 now.

I've heard some belters though Tim Burr and Carey Oakey my personal favorites.

 

So none of you thick ****ers got my joke?

Off too uncut i go

 

Pretty gutted, Lionel

 

Juan Kerr?

 

Oh dear - it's going to be one of those afternoons.......

 

I'm in Glasgow but nah it must be different people, the Rock Star I know of is an adult

 

Still a ****ing shame though int it.

 

Mark Hughes.

So original.