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  1. Aski

    Aski Well-Known Member

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    oh sorry Rog, then the answer must be Franker, you want KS to run the post office and be responsible for passing letters and parcels through the franking machine
     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    You have anker pick a letter in the alphabet between V and X and you may get it mate if you place it in front of the word, then think Dirty
     
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    Shako's school of counting.
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    how did you know where i got the inspiration from mate
     
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  8. Aski

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    Sorry Rog, I went to a Welsh speaking school and those letters you mentioned aren't in the Welsh alphabet.

    However I understand what you mean, you think KS is a pranker ;)
     
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    No, I think he means KS is something between a Bunt and Dunt.
     
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    Oh you mean the Scots word crunt, as in a blow to the head
     
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    I called my boss this morning and said, "I won't be coming in today, the car won't start."

    "What about the bus?" he asked.

    I said, "I haven't got a bus."
     
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    Superstitions! What a load of claptrap... don't walk under a ladder, don't put shoes on a table,cross the road if you see a black cat etc, nothings ever happened to me up to now...touch wood
     
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  13. rod french

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    I did similar. Told my boss I looked in the mirror and couldn't see myself coming to work, so I didn't.
     
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    Sounds like one of McContracts' excuses for not turning up at training, only surpassed by the 'couldn't get over the fence' excuse.
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    you can read me like a book you tinker and no joking I went to a Welsh speaking collage also for 4 years in Penllergaer and Pontarddulais
     
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  17. rod french

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    Answers a lot of questions.
     
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  18. Aski

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    Rog, I've finally got it. I understand what you mean with that caption you posted with Starmer, with all those words.

    You were explaining that KS was born in Newark :)
     
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    I’ll have a go. Is it “Inspiring beacon of hope for all humanity, even OLOF”?
     
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