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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. balkan tiger

    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    It won't last.
     
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  2. Gone For A Walk

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    Why does it? (somebody had to ask what many were likely thinking)
     
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  3. Stockholm Tiger

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    It's the way I think*. :emoticon-0138-think

    * Loose term, very loose.


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  5. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Woman's going past a pet shop and there's a parrot in the window, beautiful bird, gold and blue. And she loves it so she goes in and asks how much for the parrot, and the shopkeeper says £20, and she thinks wow, only £20, and says I'll take it. And the pet shop owner says, well there's something I have to warn you about.... This parrot has spent his life in a brothel and he's learnt a fairly extensive vocabulary, and the woman thinks 20 quid I'll take a chance and she says that's fine and takes the parrot home.

    When she gets home she takes the cover off the cage and the parrot looks around and says New place, very nice. And the woman's daughters walk in, and the parrot says New place, new girls, very nice. And the woman's husband walks in and the parrot says Hello Big Vern...
     
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  9. Roary's Smelly Head

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    How to play it out from the back....

     
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  11. Ernie Shackleton

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    Back at home we all have a lot of work to do, but from here Earth sure looks like a perfect world…

    …Says the first billionaire in space.


    No **** Sherlock. I’m sure I know where you won’t start.
     
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  12. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    A Bird’s Eye view of the UK

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  13. Ron Burguvdy

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    Huge amount of respect for Jon Bon Jovi for talking someone out of jumping off a bridge...
     
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  18. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I recall Mike Harding saying that when you got two girls together, you always had a nice one, and a 'tug'.

    He says he went out with that many tugs, they called him the Queen Mary.
     
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  19. rovertiger

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    Looks like a barrow boy to me, does he work for The Coyle's?
     
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