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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. TIGERSCAVE

    TIGERSCAVE Well-Known Member

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    Once again, can I just say an amazing thank you to wonderful paramedics and the equally amazing staff at HRI. Mum was taken in this morning, couldnt speak properly, was away with the fairies and then some... and at 90 she's normally as sharp as a pin. Turns out (hopefully) it was a urine infection. You're all bloody brilliant and if its you or you have husband, wives, sons and daughters working there, thank them for me and scores of others.

    BTW... Alice 94.. get well soon.... "whats that on my leg" ... "its a pot Alice you've broken it"... "bloody hell, but how did you get it on there, did you knock me out" .. comedy gold...
     
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  2. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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  4. TIGERSCAVE

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    ditto...lol...
     
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  5. Idi Amin

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  6. Rigsby

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    Reminds me of this joke:

    A man is sat speaking to his GP about his health concerns.

    GP: "Just try to avoid eating anything fatty"
    Man: "What like sausages, cheese and puddings?"
    GP: "No Fatty, just try to avoid eating anything"
     
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  7. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    And I've seen one of the Syrians play for SCunthorpe...
     
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  8. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    One of my all-time favourite bands, can remember being devastated hearing of Keith Moon's passing.
     
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  9. Stockholm Tiger

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    He was my boyhood hero, that Syrian. Slightly mixed feelings when he played for Scunny and Kempton went for his jugular.
     
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  12. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

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    Lucky lucky lucky bastard!!!

    IMG_9014.jpeg
     
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  13. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Which begs the question, do vegans breastfeed? :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  15. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    If you ask them nicely...
     
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  16. TwoWrights

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    Ah, memo to self,
    Stop chanting it. :emoticon-0138-think


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    There was a woman on the bus tonight with her tits out feeding her young baby. I don't think it's natural, especially as she was giving him burger and chips.
     
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  18. Muffinthegoat

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    Actually she did. If you freeze frame it enough times you can eventually see she’s wearing a white thong.
     
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  19. Idi Amin

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    Absolutely perfect weather this morning
    In the east riding
     
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