Another owldy ! When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex" He replied, so Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said. "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said. "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here" She said. "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer, and then gave her an almighty kick right between her legs. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed. "What did you do that for ?" "Tarzan check for bees."
If it's the inventing religion one, I agree! Don't agree there is no need either. It's hardly that offensive. There has been worse on here!
There is every need for it. The whole point of freedom of speech is to be allowed to criticise without fear of persecution. If we didn’t have it then we would be living in a society that doesn’t value individual freedoms (notwithstanding what has been happening in the UK recently). I’m sure you could name some countries where that liberty we enjoy is not as freely granted.
Each to their own but this is a joke thread and I am definitely on the it's a load of bollocks side of the fence, you know due to science etc. I thought it was funny anyway
Guy goes into a bookshop and asks for a book by Shakespeare. Which one asks the shopkeeper. William!!!!
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Kids today are too soft ! I'm pretty sure that I died when I was about 7, and my mam made me 'walk it off'
