Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

In attempt to make a bit of money, me and the missus decided to release a sex tape.
Sure enough, our neighbours paid a fortune to give it back to them.

 

I saved loads of money on my car insurance today.
I f*cked off from the scene of the accident.

 

Another owldy . . . .

 

Another owldy . . . .

 

An Irishman is sitting in a pub where there are three Englishmen.

"Look how angry I'm going to make this Irishman," says one of the Englishmen. He goes up to the Irishman and says, "Saint Patrick was an arsehole."

"Oh my," says the Irishman. "I didn't know."

The Englishman returns to his friends, disappointed. "Let me try," says one of his friends. He in turn goes up to the Irishman and says, "Saint Patrick was a coward, a liar and a thief."

"Oh really?" says the Irishman. "I didn't know."

The Englishmen are disappointed. "I have an idea," says the third one. "You'll see how angry he'll get."

He goes up to the Irishman and says, "Saint Patrick was English."

"Yes, I know," says the Irishman. "Your friends have already explained it to me."