My Granda always used to say 'Better out than in' Lovely bloke . . . . terrible prison guard. It's also a wonder that he had any kids !
I felt uncomfortable when I drove into the cemetery and the satnav said "You've reached your final destination"
Disappointed that tedious punmaster Lineker didn't end MOTD with: "It doesn't take a Jenas to work out who's missing tonight!!"
I’ve just ordered the board game “Operation” for my son for Christmas. I've ordered it now 'cos there’s a 3 month waiting list !
Before heading off to the barbers, I asked my wife what cut would make me look handsome. A power cut was not the answer l expected.
