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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by MIGHTY, Oct 1, 2017.

  1. Old Git

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    Smoking is to be banned in pub gardens, outside nightclubs, on restaurant terraces, in small parks, and on university pavements. From 1980 to 2007 the annual pub closure rate was 0.65% – since the previous smoking ban it has shot up to 2.8%. Tory leadership hopefuls Jenrick and Patel have come out to warn that this new crackdown will savage the industry. No wonder Starmer’s banned from Jeremy Clarkson’s boozer…
     
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    They have cottoned on quickly according to the figures arriving in the last two days more than a thousand have landed....come on girls :emoticon-0109-kiss:... play the system :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    An interview with an 80 year old pensioner in the telegraph today states that she's disappointed with starmtroopers government re the WFP of which she won't be getting anymore...she states that she's voted labour since being 21, and that she will be putting on more layers to ward off any cold I wonder if the illegals in their accommodation will be doing likewise :emoticon-0112-wonde....NO is the answer it'll be :emoticon-0141-whew: .. what has happened when our old are treated in this vicious manner
     
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    2020 will be along shortly to label you a far right nazi for speaking truths

    oh, and Kweer Stalin will send his stormtroopers round to kick your door in and lock you up
     
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    I wuz hacked <laugh>....
     
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    Hacked to death by kweer Stalin's illegal imports that he loves so much
     
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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.
    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
    The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."
    The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
    "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess club. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."
    Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
    Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:
    "They won't let me in without a bloody tie!”
     
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    Spot on mate and a shirt lifter

    shave the back of his head you'll find 999
     
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    Or even 666
     
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    Starmer always does the opposite of what's right
     
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    Extreme far left, the ****
     
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