My wife bought me a Sat Nav for Christmas, which comes with celebrity voices. The trouble is that Mr. T won't go anywhere near the airport, Bonnie Tyler keeps telling me to turn around, Bon Jovi just constantly insists that we are only half way there and when I select Bono all the streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for !
My Granda always used to say 'Better out than in' Lovely bloke . . . . terrible prison guard. It's also a wonder that he had any kids !